New Bedroom Set is here!

Last weekend, Geoff and I went to Underhill's going out of buisiness sale. Well, we found an awesome bedroom set. Its a beautiful, grown-up, better-keep-it-for-20-years, bedroom set.

It got delivered today! Its exactly what we needed.
1. It passed the Geoff test (meaning he can see the top of his head in the mirror)
2. Notice the drawers under the bed (you can't see, but there are 9 drawers there! storage! gotta love that in our house)
3. I can make the bed without breaking my back... seriously, tucking in the sheets at thigh level is like a dream come true!
4. Did I mention the number of drawers?

So enjoy the pictures, although I think it might be a little weird posting pictures of our bedroom on the internet!

Another "F"ine day for Metro

Seriously...
We get one inch of snow that is melted off main roads by 6:30, and yet, Jaime and I get to wait over an hour in the cold for a bus. Thanks for the soreness in my back and legs, it's awesome! Metro, it's so good to know you've learned from your experience in "Snowmageddon 08".

And kudos to the city of Seattle for having those plows still out at 7:30am. In this abundant economy, I'm so glad that my tax dollars are being used wisely!

Paying the Cable Bill

So Jaime and I keep getting mailings for Clearwire internet...
I really want to switch, because I hate Comcast with a vengeance - paying the cable bill is like getting kicked in the junk every month - but I'm addicted! It's a monopoly! Comcast loves me, and then kicks me in the junk...WHY??!!! I hate you Comcast, but I love you sooo much!!!

Want to create your own bus ad?

Stuck in the middle of the debate between the atheists and the religious folks?
Go ahead, create your own bus advertisement!

Think all synthetic oils are the same?

Hilarity!!! (Coincidentally, Castrol Full Synthetic 5W-30 is the only oil approved for use in the 2009 Volkswagen Jetta TDI)

West Seattle's Police State

So recently they installed a red light camera at a major intersection near our house to "make the intersection safer" (that's police speak for "generate revenue"). This came about six months after they added a seperate left turn arrow off of this arterial, which along with an automatically cycling abnormally long pedestrian light, has been aggravating me ever since (and I have been performing acts of civil disobedience in protest). Now, they have finally activated the red light camera, and where did they place not one, but TWO GIANT warning signs? Well on the cross street not affected by the camera of course! Observe -

(Be warned, and warned again! D'OH!!!!!)

Happy Birthday, Honest Abe!

You were not without your faults (let's not forget the Sioux Uprising), but you were probably the closest thing to an honest, moral president this country has ever seen! A toast to you, Abe!

**Also it's Charles Darwin's 200th birthday as well...who'd have thunk it...so Happy Birthday oh lover of Finches! And keep taking those stupid people for us!

Thoughts on Haircuts

Dearest "Loni,"

I'm sorry that for some reason I grew to have a torso that is proportionally longer than most people's. I'm also sorry that, no, the chair will not go any lower, no matter how hard you push on the pedal. If you're too short to see the top of my head, just get a stool and save you and me some heartache, it's all I ask. I'm trying not to develop back problems, so please don't ask me to slouch. It's uncomfortable. And the only reason I don't want to chit chat is because if there's any chance you're at all like me - 1. You don't really enjoy small talk and 2. You suck at multi-tasking, and this is my HAIR we're dealing with! I know it's only Great Clips, but hold yourself to a higher standard than Supercuts (they are THE bottom of the barrel) and I will reward you handsomely! Thanks!

Sincerely,
Geoff

ps - that's kind of a racey picture you have with your beautician's license...just have someone take a picture where you're not wearing a bikini, k? It's making me uncomfortable, thanks for turning the chair sideways so I don't have to look at it.

Hey Congress, you suck!

Really? We had to delay the transition to digital television? Scared a bunch of old people won't be able to watch their Matlock re-runs? Come on! Like we haven't wasted enough money on this already (see my previous post) Get back to figuring out how to legislate the economy's recovery...(like that's going to work)...